Posted 15 hours ago
rubyvroom:
“ rubyvroom:
“  Update language Version 1021.05 / Reg Version 1010.08 - Friday, June 10th
• Imported new Spanish prefixes (warning: will glitch with German base words)
• French vowels will now be pronounced in the Celtic style
• More...

rubyvroom:

rubyvroom:

Update language Version 1021.05 / Reg Version 1010.08 - Friday, June 10th

  • Imported new Spanish prefixes (warning: will glitch with German base words) 
  • French vowels will now be pronounced in the Celtic style
  • More irregular verbs!
  • 16 brand new homonyms 
  • You can no longer end a sentence with a preposition haha good luck

Change note:

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(Source: napelf)

Posted 15 hours ago

red-athame:

Congratulations on the quote of the year, Madej.

Posted 15 hours ago
omg-humor:
“ I love Calvin’s mom’s reaction in the last panel
”

omg-humor:

I love Calvin’s mom’s reaction in the last panel

Posted 16 hours ago

dakt37:

ladymaddie28:

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I met this Ven and feel it’s necessary that you all also know about this:

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Posted 16 hours ago

fn-skywalker:

into the spider-verse has some of the most dynamic, fluid, colorful, beautiful, and expressive animation i’ve seen in years

dreamworks and disney and etc etc have all been fighting each other to see who can animate the most eyelashes and make fabric swish right in the wind

animation has just become a contest to see who can mimic real life (which kind of defeats the purpose lol)

FINALLY an animated film that celebrates its medium!! animation was meant to push the boundaries and express ideas and add visuals real life couldn’t! thank you!!

Posted 16 hours ago
Posted 16 hours ago

llywela13:

yelnatszeroni:

notreewaits:

Toddlers are so pure. She doesn’t understand that we help her with certain things because she’s little. She thinks that everyone just helps each other like that. So she tries to blow on my food and cut it up for me and tries to help me put on my shoes.

i was giving little wagon rides to a baby around the backyard one day and all of a sudden she hops off and slaps the seat of the wagon telling me to get on because it was my turn and i was like no it’s ok im too heavy and she was like NO ITS UR TURN and kept tugging on my hand so i would sit down. eventually i got on and it was just a little 2 year old trying so hard to push me around on a wagon not understanding why it wouldn’t budge but still so determined to let me have my turn lol

I don’t think I’d realised how many casual compliments we pay to our toddler until she started casually complimenting us back, because experience has taught her that’s How Social Interaction Is Done, and there’s nothing quite like a very earnest three-year-old solemnly and sincerely informing you that you look wonderful and smell nice to make you feel really good about yourself

I tell her she’s my best girl. She tells me I’m her best auntie. Then we both feel good about the world!

Posted 16 hours ago

ladylike-foxes:

icantwritegood:

worldsworstfather:

character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*

me:

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character in a fight scene: *pins their opponent down by straddling their waist and holding their wrists to the floor*

me:

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character in a fight scene: *lifting their disarmed opponent’s chin slightly with the business end of their weapon*

me:

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Originally posted by usedpimpa

(Source: hexglyphs)

Posted 16 hours ago

pyronoid-d:

pyronoid-d:

pyronoid-d:

pyronoid-d:

pyronoid-d:

Overwatch group names are dull as fuck so Im gonna spice it up

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high hopes for this one

someone joined, entered the voice chat, and announced in the strongest accent ever

PEETBOOL

Posted 16 hours ago

zooophagous:

nudityandnerdery:

free-parking:

cyanometer, c. 1789, an instrument that measures the blueness of a sky

The 1700s, more efficient with shitposting than Tumblr in 2012.

Are you shitting me

(Source: free-parking-blog)

Posted 16 hours ago

thedailyreminders:

Self care isn’t just drinking water and going to sleep early. Self care is taking a break when things become overwhelming, saying no to things you do not want to do, allowing yourself to cry, asking for help from those around you, doing things that make you happy. 

Posted 16 hours ago

prokopetz:

zitasaurusrex:

prokopetz:

Do you think anyone back in the day ever spoofed a pigeon?

Okay, so the way sending messages via pigeon works is that each pigeon is “homed” to a particular roost, typically some sort of tower. If you want to send messages to someone, you get them to send you a wagon full of caged pigeons from their roost; later, when you attach messages to those pigeons and release them, they’ll find their way back home.

So picture this: you’re a nefarious sort who wants to intercept messages between roosts A and B, but for whatever reason you don’t have on-site access to either roost – too much security, or lack of personnel, perhaps. So what you do is establish your own roost C, raise a bunch of pigeons, then waylay the regular shipments of caged birds between A and B, steal their pigeons, and replace them with your own pigeons. And here’s the important bit: you keep the stolen pigeons.

Now, whenever someone tries to send a message from A to B, or vice versa, they’ll unwittingly be using a pigeon that’s homed to your roost C instead. The message comes to you, you read it, then you re-attach it to a stolen pigeon homed to the message’s actual destination and send it on its way.

Pigeon spoofing.

I feel like whatever bird nerd was responsible for tending the pigeons might notice.

See, that’s why you intercept the pigeon shipments en route. The pigeon-keepers at roost B can’t tell the difference because they’ve never seen the pigeons they were supposed to receive, and thus have no standard for comparison, and the pigeon-keepers at roost A have no reason to suspect anything is amiss because the pigeons they get back are same ones they shipped out.

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

thepioden:

flowerais:

no offense but after thousands of years of evolution… why can’t I breathe underwater, fly, or be motivated for more than 2 days at a time

Listen as a species we’re still working on knees that reliably last longer than peak reproductive age, you can only expect so much

Posted 1 day ago

chessys:

my husband of twenty years: i love you
me: he’s just saying that to be nice